Yes! Fuck you god! Not today, bitch!

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I will be the greatest jobs president

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I'm officially running for president of the United ...

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The big lie- obama care

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When do we beat Mexico? They're bringing drugs...

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When was the last time you saw Chevrolet in Tokyo?

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I beat China all the time

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Hello motherfucker (child)

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Sup nigga bitch

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Concentrate and turn into a car...nevermind here's ...

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Oh my god?!

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What?!

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A long time ago...

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Turn into a car

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How does it feel?

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Can't help myself

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I'm lost without you

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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline

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Chocolate? Chocolate!!!!!!!!!

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With or without nuts?

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